Short Biography

Some bits you won't find on the résumé.

 

Early Childhood

• Discernable aversion to popsicles developed. Nurses puzzled.
• Noticed dislike for spellng and math.
• Found solace in Crayons and bright orange headphones.

Adolescence

• Adolescence sucked.
• Found Art Class least abhorable.
• Hummed to self and everyones elses dismay.

High School

• Girls became attractive. Life inevitably became miserable.

College

• Got some scholarships.
• Discovered Radiohead, Ben Folds, Jack Johnson, and Handel.
• Sang to self and everyones elses dismay.
• Got married.
• Watched 'Bend it Like Beckham' with John Peter Lewis.
• Earned a 'BS in Communication'.
• Got a good chuckle out of that.

Lately

• Started a consulting group for IT services and web developement.
• Wife insisted I need a real job. Accountant agreed.
• Noticed Speling and Math still mock me.
• Started attending an advertising portfolio school at night.
• Instructors instruct me to go get a job.